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06 Jun

Extreme Movie Review – Prince of Persia (2010)

As soon as Prince of Persia name appears I recall my colleage days of P.O.P. 3D the game of Late 2000 Era. I used to play em’ a lot. Later came the Sands of Time and the Warrior Within, two more games in the series of Prince Of Persia. I used to love them playing.

Well, after this background I expected a lot of action and stunt from the movie. No wonder it is kinda’ action movie but I had my high expectations.

The movie is based on Persian attack on sacred city of Alamut. Dastan, the adopted son of king of Persia lead the persin army to win Alamut. The attack was under assumption that city’s people were selling weapons to enemies, as shown by Nizam (King’s brother). But actual intention of Nizam was to acquire the Dagger of Time, a mythical weapon which was with Tamina, Princess of Alamut. By acquiring it Nizam had plan to time travel and kill the King so that he can rule the Persia. Well, Gemma Arterton as a princess, Jake Gyllenhaal as Dastan were good. The initial action sequence was good too.

Further Nizam killed King using a poisoned gown and fooled Prince Dastan, who appeared to be the killer to the rest. The story later revolves around how Dastan proves him not guilty and how the secred Dagger of Time saved from “wrong” people.

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There were plenty of moments when I expected a great action sequence but it disappointed me.
To kill Dastan, Nizam hires the Hassansins, highly skilled killer, who were actually banned by the King but Nizam supported them privately. There skills shown increased my expections towards a great fight but again it went in small simple actions.

In between Prince Dastan travels from a velly of slaves, mixex group of merchant-bandits. The dialogues were quite odd and funny, for eg. “ostriches are suicidal”. ๐Ÿ™‚
Well I’d prefer not to write whole story here but conclusion is the Prince of Persia was average. For those who are fan of action movies may just not like this.

This is not a must watch movie, but it will not bore you.

10 May

Extreme Movie Review: Housefull 2010

Housefull!! The best movie, the best comedy, the best dialogues, the best jokes…

So in this first line of Housefull review “I’m a joking

Actually it’s totally reverse. If you’ve got little sense of humor, you will not like this at all – just donot go for this movie.

Story is about Akshay “the Panauti” and his life. Throughout the movie, whatever he does turn into disaster and with that Mr. Sajid assumed film would be hilarious.

There are countable scenes where I laughed due to movie.
Like: When Akshay gets back Dipika’s mobile from monkey,
The way Akshay ends Lara’s pet and brings a tiger as a pet.

The theme of the film – Akshay as “Panauti” seems really a panauti for the movie Housefull ๐Ÿ™‚

At places I hated dipika for exclusive over acting. All the drama is extremely pathetic. This comedy film is more of a tragedy. Dressing in the film is just not good. Seems like director has tried to cover up the film with “expose” formula.
The movie is full of mindless creatures and very much predictable “whatโ€™s next” scenes atleast for me. E.g. In the case of Jiah and Akshay’s wedding and “how she could be”.
The N2O [laughing gas] scene at the end; I felt it as a “forced” laughter. I don’t understand why??!! [Why I saw this film]
“Because every body is laughing in movie, audience will laugh” – very much wrong thinking… Despite of it was a bit serious scene, Sajid tried to force comedy in it.
Also, I expected atleast one joke when Santa-Banta showed up, but “panauti” was there too. :)))

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Normally I describe film section wise and review but here I just don’t feel like writing in detail.

I hate the songs of the film; lyrically nonsense. Eg. “papa sleepin'”… What a crap… I feel like abusing but I controlled. There are pitiful jokes on “Gay” and “dostana” as usual but worthless.
“I’m a joking” is Chanki’s punch line, but none of his jokes are worth your smile.

I feel ashamed of saying that I’ve seen this movie; hence I wrote this review to cover up and convey my choice.

It’d be a waste of money to watch such a bore comedy. I’ve heard people getting headaches after this movie.

Sajid has a bad HouseFull with poor comedy, and tried to sell hard. I’ll say DON’T BUY IT. This is NOT even worth for free.

It’s bad bad movie and I AM NOT JOKING.

19 Feb

codeorgan-give sound to your webpage-website

Today I found an interesting site which plays your website!!

Yep… it’s codeorgan.com.

The codeorgan analyzes the body content of any website / webpage and translate that in to music.

It uses complex algorithm helps it in defining key, synth style and drum patterns as per page content.
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Steps it follow to play your website / webpage:

– It scans page contents, removes all characters not in musical scale (A to G) and then uses remaining to find most commenly used “note”.

– It also defines synthesizer to use based on number of charcter on webpage.

I gave it a try; I found it pretty interesting idea ๐Ÿ™‚

Check how this page sounds.

10 Feb

FIFA Football World Cup-2010 South Africa-Winner Announced!

Wikipedia says: “The 2010 FIFA World Cup will be the 19th FIFA World Cup, the premier international football tournament. It is scheduled to take place between 11 June and 11 July 2010 in South Africa. The 2010 FIFA World Cup will be the culmination of a qualification process that began in August 2007 and involved 204 of the 208 FIFA national teams. As such, it matches the 2008 Summer Olympics as the sports event with the most competing nations.”

As soon as FIFA announced final draw announced I started rolling time table with match schedules and concluded the winner of FIFA World Cup – 2010.

And I concluded Brazil is going to win the World Cup 2010 @ South Africa.

See the groups for FIFA Wold Cup 2010 – below:

  • Group A: South Africa, Mexico, Uruguay, France
  • Group B: Argentina, Nigeria, Korea Republic, Greece
  • Group C: England, USA, Algeria, Slovenia
  • Group D: Germany, Australia, Serbia, Ghana
  • Group E: Netherlands, Denmark, Japan, Cameroon
  • Group F: Italy, Paraguay, New Zealand, Slovakia
  • Group G: Brazil, Korea DPR, Cรดte d’Ivoire, Portugal
  • Group H: Spain, Switzerland, Honduras, Chile
I don’t know how many of you will be agreeing with me but check the attached excel file to know why and how Brazil is going to win the FIFA Wold Cup 2010 !!

I hope I don’t need to say “this is my personal opinion and not of my employers'” as this is my site!! ๐Ÿ™‚ LOL…


What say you?

04 Jan

3 Idiots – Chatur Silencer Speech Chamatkar

Well 3 idiot was no doubt one of the best movie of last dacade.
But I laughed a lot at speech from Mr. Silencer, where rancho replaced words Chamatkar and Dhan ๐Ÿ™‚

Here is the speech – spread it like a virus ๐Ÿ™‚

Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya…
Atithi vishesh, Shikshan mantri shri R D tripati [tripathi] ji…
Maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare sahpatiyo [sahapathiyon]…
Aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo [bulandiyon] ko chhu raahaa [raha] hai; to uska shreya sirrf [sirf] ekinsaan [ek insaan] ko jaataahai [jata hai] Shri Veerusahastra Bbuddhe… Give him a a big hand… He is a great guy really …
Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar pe balatkar kiye… umeed hai aagey bee karte rahege.. Hamine to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai?!!
Inhone kadi tapaasya se apne aapko is kaabil bunaya hai…
Waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke… seeke inse seeke…
Aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai… Kal desh videsh mein fail [faael] jayenge… Waadaa hai aapse, jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge. I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge… Dika [dikha] denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein nahiii… No other chaatra No other chaatra…

Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski hamein sakht zaroorat thi… sstunn… stunn hota sabi [sab hi] ke paas hai… sab chupa ke rakte hai… detaa koi nai…
aapne apna stunn is balatkari purush ke haat mein diya hai… ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai…

Also the sanskrit poem was killing at the end ๐Ÿ™‚

utamamm dad datdat padam..madhyam padam thuchuk thuchuk
khanishtham thudthudiii padam..sursuria pran khatkam..!!!!

3 idiots is musically good as well, especially i loved “Give me some sunshine”.

3 Idiots – Nice movie !!

-- Kedar Vaijanapurkar --