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Jokes Fun One-liners: Anti-bored Dose – I

It’s been long I have read jokes online, but last week I happen to read a few best jokes. Mostly these are all realted to technology / IT / Computers and persons in those fields but each joke is hilarious. Few are very old and you might have heard em many times but they’re must recall 🙂 Along with that there are oneliner / funny quotes included as well.. Have a great time…. Share more if you have better…so read ON… A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man...

Selected Oscar Wilde Quotes

Oscar Fingal O’Flahertie Wills Wilde!! Oscar Wilde is well known for his biting wit. And he has an extraordinary way of representing the things. Here is some collection of famous quotes of Oscar Wilde: A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing. A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. A man can be happy with any...

Funny Computer laws – quotes

Amdahl’s Law: The speed-up achievable on a parallel computer can be significantly limited by the existence of a small fraction of inherently sequential code which cannot be parallelised. (Gene Amdahl) Augustine’s Second Law of Socioscience: For every scientific (or engineering) action, there is an equal and opposite social reaction. (Norman Augustine) Benford’s Law: Passion is inversely proportional to the amount of real information available. (Gregory Benford) Brooks’ Law: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. (Frederick P Brooks Jr) Church-Turing Thesis: Every function which would naturally be regarded as computable can be computed by the universal Turing...

Collection for insulting – one liners

Collection of insulting one-liners: A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero. (Thanks, Chris Cole) A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too! A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it. A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind. After meeting you, I’ve decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it’s hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you. All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don’t...

Selected Oscar Wilde Quotes

Oscar Fingal O’Flahertie Wills Wilde!! Oscar Wilde is well known for his biting wit. And he has an extraordinary way of representing the things. Here are some collection of famous quotes of Oscar Wilde: A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing. A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. A man can be happy with any...




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