{"id":1103,"date":"2010-09-29T11:10:19","date_gmt":"2010-09-29T05:40:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kedar.nitty-witty.com\/?p=1102"},"modified":"2010-09-29T11:10:19","modified_gmt":"2010-09-29T05:40:19","slug":"top-10-suresh-kalmadi-cwg-jokes-delhi-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kedar.nitty-witty.com\/blog\/top-10-suresh-kalmadi-cwg-jokes-delhi-2010","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Suresh Kalmadi-CWG Jokes-Delhi 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A lot of SMSes and Jokes I’ve received and read online about Mr. Suresh Kalmadi and CWG. Well, it’s quite a bit serious matter but such a huge mess gave us chance to make fun of CWG.<\/p>\n

Well as far as I see Mr. Kalmadi’s work profile I really doubt someone who has worked in Indian Airforce for almost 11 years with eight medals in his career can get involved in such a big scam!!
\nI do not doubt on politics anyways.<\/p>\n

Last night I heard Mr. Suresh Kalmadi’s interview about CWG; who was ready for any kind of Judicial Inquiry and was conveying “Hang me if I’m found guilty”. Well if it’s corruption it’s not just one man!! We all know…<\/p>\n

I’m not sure what’ll be the actions taken to all this huge corruption, irresponsibility and risking pride of India after the Common Wealth Games!!<\/p>\n

Here you go with TOP 10 CWG – Kalmadi Jokes. <\/strong><\/p>\n

1.
\n“Breaking news…. A.R. Rehman song dropped from CWG …Instead, Kalmadi will dance at the opening ceremony, to the song. Delhi badnaam hui darling tere liye!”
\n<\/em>
\n2.
\nPrince Charles is thanking kalmadi and is actively convincing the Queen to visit dengue hit Cwg Delhi, this may be his last chance to become the king!
\n<\/em>
\n3.
\nTerrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing thanx to Kalmadi. Unlivable conditions and fear for their safety
\n<\/em>
\n4.
\nIt’s amazing but true. If u rearrange the letters “SIR U MADE LAKHS”, U get “SURESH KALMADI”
\n<\/em>
\n5.
\nQ: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium?
\nKalmadi: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

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6.
\n“delhi cm Sheila Dixit to Kalmadi: Delhi badnaamhui darling tere liye!”. “Sadkein bhi jam hui, CWG tere liye”.
\n<\/em>
\n7.
\nNext edition of CWG will be called KWG, Kalmadi Wealth Games
\n<\/em>
\n8.
\n“A collapse a day keeps the athletes away”, Kalmadi mantra. Thus giving more scope to Indian Athletes to Win.
\n<\/em>
\n9.
\nIn the name of Ayodhya, recent Bulk SMS ban was for preventing people forwarding ‘Kalmadijokes’.
\n<\/em>
\n10.
\nSuresh Kalmadi: We have a strong bid for Olympics.
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

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