{"id":1392,"date":"2010-12-05T10:51:55","date_gmt":"2010-12-05T10:51:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kedar.nitty-witty.com\/?p=1392"},"modified":"2011-12-17T15:14:26","modified_gmt":"2011-12-17T15:14:26","slug":"kedar-and-madhumita-wedding-invitation-25-dec-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kedar.nitty-witty.com\/blog\/kedar-and-madhumita-wedding-invitation-25-dec-2010","title":{"rendered":"Kedar and Madhumita Wedding Invitation 25 Dec 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear God,<\/p>\n

You’re almighty and kind. You know everything about me and us. Still I’m writing this formally to you.
\nWith blessings of our parents we’ve decided to “join” each other forever on 25th December 2010. (You know who)<\/p>\n

Please execute below commands on our wedding day \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

GRANT ALL PRIVILEGES ON madhumita.* TO 'kedar'@'%' INDENTIFIED BY '******' WITH GRANT OPTION;
\nGRANT ALL PRIVILEGES ON kedar.* TO 'madhumita'@'%' INDENTIFIED BY '******' WITH GRANT OPTION;
\n<\/code><\/p>\n

Create table KedarMadhumita like God.BlessedLife;
\ninsert into KedarMadhumita select life from kedar join madhumita on (christmasday) where love is true;
\ncall bless(KedarMadhumita);<\/code><\/p>\n

I’m always thankful and greatful to you God!<\/p>\n

Okay,<\/p>\n

Though the God will execute above commands on Christmas day, you my friend is invited to share the joy and happiness of our wedding.
\nSo below is the invite architecture for you. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

How to get the Great News:<\/strong><\/p>\n

SELECT gr8news FROM madhumita;<\/code>
\n\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

How to get the Invitation:<\/strong><\/p>\n

SELECT invite AS Invitation FROM kedar JOIN madhumita ON (25122010);<\/code>
\n\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

How to get the Location:<\/strong>
\nSELECT venue AS Venue, wedDate AS Wedding_Date, wedtime AS Wedding_Time FROM kedar JOIN madhumita ON (25122010);<\/code>
\n\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Wanna know a bit about our likings?<\/strong><\/p>\n

SELECT kedar.likes Kedar_Likes FROM kedar JOIN madhumita ON (25122010);
\nSELECT madhumita.likes Madhumita_Likes FROM kedar JOIN madhumita ON (25122010);<\/code>
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nand ofcourse we like each other as well \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Have doubts? What is there on 25th December? Contact me:<\/strong>
\nSELECT email as Email, phone AS Phone FROM kedar JOIN madhumita ON (25122010);<\/code>
\n\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m sure many of you will try to execute:
\n
\nSELECT * FROM OurStory;
\n0 Rows Affected. You do not have sufficient privileges. Please contact Kedar.<\/code><\/p>\n

\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Okay enough !! For those who hate reading above stuff, below is clear-cut invitation for you \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

So here you go with Official Wedding Invite Card<\/strong>:<\/p>\n

\"Kedar<\/a>
Kedar Madhumita Wedding Invitation<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Thanks,
\nKedar & Madhumita.<\/p>\n

PS:<\/strong> Closed Event. Invitees Only. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Dear God, You’re almighty and kind. You know everything about me and us. Still I’m writing this formally to you. With blessings of our parents we’ve decided to “join” each…\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[148],"tags":[155,151,285,150,286,149,182],"class_list":{"0":"post-1392","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-personal","7":"tag-25-december-2010","8":"tag-invite-matter","9":"tag-kedar","10":"tag-kedar-madhumita","11":"tag-madhumita","12":"tag-wedding-invitation","13":"tag-what-is-there-on-25th-december"},"aioseo_notices":[],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kedar.nitty-witty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kedar.nitty-witty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kedar.nitty-witty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kedar.nitty-witty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kedar.nitty-witty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1392"}],"version-history":[{"count":24,"href":"https:\/\/kedar.nitty-witty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1678,"href":"https:\/\/kedar.nitty-witty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392\/revisions\/1678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kedar.nitty-witty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kedar.nitty-witty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kedar.nitty-witty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}