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Collection for insulting – one liners

  • Kedar
  • February 4, 2009
Collection of insulting one-liners: A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero. (Thanks, Chris Cole) A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too! A half-wit gave…
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7 responses to “Collection for insulting – one liners”

  1. Lupara Bianca Avatar
    Lupara Bianca
    January 15, 2019

    If at first you don’t succeed, get drunk.

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  2. Lupara Bianca Avatar
    Lupara Bianca
    January 15, 2019

    If at first you don’t succeed, get pissed.

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  3. Bobby Avatar
    Bobby
    April 26, 2013

    very nice collection, thanks for bringing it to those tired of stupidity.

    Legalize the right to bitchslap stupid people

    Reply
  4. bhanuka Avatar
    bhanuka
    December 13, 2012

    …and thank you very much!

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  5. bhanuka Avatar
    bhanuka
    December 13, 2012

    Awesome collection, dude. cheers!

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  6. rahul aggarwal Avatar
    rahul aggarwal
    December 25, 2011

    woaah ..

    you must have taken lot of time in compiling and putting together all of these one liners!!!

    regards
    rahul

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    1. Kedar Avatar
      Kedar
      December 25, 2011

      Rahul,
      🙂 I seriously don’t remember how & when did I collected these but yes I always have text-files ready for something interesting I see or think & write it down!
      Hope you’ve liked it!
      Thanks for your “thoughtful” comment, 🙂
      Kedar.

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